Lysop's Birthday - Private Tutoring

Happy Birthday, Lysop!

SHORT STORY:

Maths lessons at Neptune's castle:

Ace (red lionfish-merman; prince): "I really don't get this algebra here..."
Lysop (seahorse-merman; steward): "This can't be, prince. Even your brother Ruffy gets it!"
Ace: "But... I really don't understand it..."
Lysop: "Then it can't be helped! I think, I have to give you private tutoring today!"
Ace: "..."
Lysop: "Wait for me in the library at 5 pm."
Ace: "Oh great... private tutoring..."

At 5 pm:

Lysop: "Okay, you're going to read that algebra chapter here and I'm going to clean the library! You won't believe how much you have to do as steward..."
Ace (thinking): Okay... I thought this here would be different... For what am I playing dumb if he won't even sit next to me for explaining algebra?!
Lysop (swimming around cleaning): "Man, man, that's a really BIG library I have to admit..."
Ace (staring at Lysop the whole time; thinking): Algebra's boring, algebra's boring... He's so damn hot and... hell, yeah...
Lysop: "And these scrolls belong there and those... HEY!"
Ace (wrapping his fishtail around Lysop's): "Hm?"
Lysop: "What's this here going to be?!"
Ace: "Dunno... one... two... three... four, five..."
Lysop: "Whaaa! Stop counting!"
Ace: "But those curls... At least it DOES turn you on..."
Lysop: "I... I know, but... hell, we're in the library!"
Ace: "Doesn't matter..."
Lysop: "Oh, okay! Let's go to my room, then..."
Ace (thinking): YES!


(remark: If mermen get turned on, they change colour... Lysop gets blue curls... ^^)