Yaoi Potatoes

This picture.... ehhh.... yes.....
Let's just say: This happens, when Ace and Marco are eating supper (otatoes with curd cheese) in bed...
Something like this:

Ace: Hehe... Marco, I've got an idea...
Marco: Huh? What?
Ace: No, no, you mustn't look!
... ... ...
Ace (turns around and shows the potatoes to Marco): Now you may!
Marco: !!! (What - the -!!)
Ace: Look, look, that one's the Marco potato and the other one's the Ace potato... ^^
Marco: Eeeeh... (NOT FUNNY!)
Ace: See, Marco, they're gonna marry, y'know. And you have to play the pastor.
Marco: I'm not going to play ANYONE!
Ace: Ohhh... then I have to play it.
Marco (only looks away, completely annoyed): ...
Ace: 'And now you may kiss the groom' Look, Marco, they even can ki- oh! Knackered.
Marco: Huh? ...! Bwahahahaha!!! That one's good! Once again!
Ace: Man, Marco, you're stupid. As a punishment you have to eat Potato-Ace at once! Here!
Marco: Bwahaha- hng! Afe, you'a meen! Fat's gamn chot! (Ace, you're mean! That's damn hot!)
Ace: It's not my fault... mmm... Potato-Marco...

Yes, that's how it has to be... ^^
Enjoy!